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  <pubDate>Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:57:22 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>yes, its true</title>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 23 Jan 2006 21:16:38 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>FOUR JOBS YOU&apos;VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:&lt;br /&gt;1. production coordinator&lt;br /&gt;2. child development coordinator&lt;br /&gt;3. custormer service rep&lt;br /&gt;4. diaper store owner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:&lt;br /&gt;1. Ghost&lt;br /&gt;2. Lord of the Rings&lt;br /&gt;3. Lion King&lt;br /&gt;4. My Best Friends Wedding&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR CITIES YOU&apos;VE LIVED IN:&lt;br /&gt;1. St.Jacques, NB&lt;br /&gt;2. Brossard, Que&lt;br /&gt;3. Toronto, Ont&lt;br /&gt;4. Montreal, Que&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:&lt;br /&gt;1. greys anatomy&lt;br /&gt;2. Desperate Housewives&lt;br /&gt;3. general hospital&lt;br /&gt;4. In Justice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU:&lt;br /&gt;1. keys&lt;br /&gt;2. cell&lt;br /&gt;3. debit card&lt;br /&gt;4. pills&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR PLACES YOU&apos;VE BEEN ON VACATION:&lt;br /&gt;1. the bahamas&lt;br /&gt;2. BC&lt;br /&gt;3. washington dc&lt;br /&gt;4. toronto&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:&lt;br /&gt;1. livejournal&lt;br /&gt;2. yahoo&lt;br /&gt;3. bmo&lt;br /&gt;4. n/a&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:&lt;br /&gt;1. baton rouge&lt;br /&gt;2. scores&lt;br /&gt;3. jardin tiki&lt;br /&gt;4. georgios&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:&lt;br /&gt;1. pasta&lt;br /&gt;2. chicken&lt;br /&gt;3. ribs&lt;br /&gt;4. seafood&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR SCHOOLS YOU&apos;VE ATTENDED&lt;br /&gt;1. lemoyne&lt;br /&gt;2. centennial&lt;br /&gt;3. champlain&lt;br /&gt;4. concordia&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR PLACES I&apos;D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:&lt;br /&gt;1. bahamas&lt;br /&gt;2. home&lt;br /&gt;3. getting a massage&lt;br /&gt;4. on a beach - anywhere&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;FOUR REASONS TO DO THIS:&lt;br /&gt;1. its lunch time&lt;br /&gt;2. nothing else to do&lt;br /&gt;3. I love my cousin&lt;br /&gt;4. I love my cousin</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:46:47 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>ITS ALL ABOUT MY MSN NAME TODAY!</description>
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  <pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2006 15:28:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>hmmm</title>
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&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quizgalaxy.com/quiz.php?id=41&quot;&gt;Take this quiz&lt;/a&gt; at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.quizgalaxy.com&quot;&gt;QuizGalaxy.com&lt;/a&gt;&amp;lt;/td&amp;gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;/center&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2005 05:04:11 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>OK, so I don&apos;t write as often as some / most of you do. Lately its probably cause I have a lot going on in my head that I&apos;m trying to sort out. Things about me, my family, my surroundings, my past, my present, my future, my life...just everything. It hasn&apos;t been easy, its actually been very difficult. 90% of the time, I want to cry and I try my hardest to hold it together so that nobody sees...cause when nobody sees then they don&apos;t feel guilty in having to ask whats wrong. The other 10% of the time is when I am alone and that is when I can breathe, be myself, be depressed as I want, cry as I want and not have to hide or answer to anything or anyone. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have been doing a lot of soul searching, and realize now more than ever that I am damaged more than I ever thought I was. Things that I thought I was over, I am not. Things that I thought were done with, are still fresh in my head...even years later. I feel as though I am watching everyone go on with their lives and mine has stopped. I feel as though I am screaming out for help but nobody is listening. I feel as though life is passing be by and I don&apos;t know how to stop it. I feel as though I have begun to be destructive with myself. I can&apos;t continue with this entry right now....i don&apos;t know what else to say...</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2005 20:51:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>short but sweet</title>
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  <description>Hi! I just wanted you to know that my brother and his wife went for the ultra sound today and they are having a BOY!!!! I&apos;m so excited, I am going to have a nephew!!!&lt;br /&gt;WOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2005 20:38:56 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>o.....m.....g.....thats all I have to say!</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:47:40 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>This might have to do with being finacially challenged.....</title>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2005 15:41:55 GMT</pubDate>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#98FB98&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are 30% Weird&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CAFBCA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/weird-2.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not enough to scare other people...&lt;br /&gt;But sometimes you scare yourself.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/howweirdareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;How Weird Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 05 Dec 2005 22:58:10 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>shanna........O.........M..........G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;500&quot; style=&quot;border:1px solid black; background-color:white; color:black;&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://triggur.org/dearsanta/santa.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;font size=&quot;6&quot;&gt;Dear Santa...&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;b&gt;Dear Santa,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;This year I&apos;ve been busy!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Last Thursday I helped &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_daffidol&apos; lj:user=&apos;daffidol&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap; text-decoration: line-through;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://daffidol.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://daffidol.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;daffidol&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt; hide a body &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-173 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  Last Sunday I put gum in &lt;span class=&apos;ljuser ljuser-name_dragonankh&apos; lj:user=&apos;dragonankh&apos; style=&apos;white-space: nowrap;&apos;&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://dragonankh.livejournal.com/profile&apos;&gt;&lt;img src=&apos;http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif&apos; alt=&apos;[info]&apos; width=&apos;17&apos; height=&apos;17&apos; style=&apos;vertical-align: bottom; border: 0; padding-right: 1px;&apos; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;a href=&apos;http://dragonankh.livejournal.com/&apos;&gt;&lt;b&gt;dragonankh&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&apos;s hair &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-12 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  Last Friday I farted in an elevator &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-6 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In June on a flight to Pakistan, I stole the emergency flight information card &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-40 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  In May I gave change to a homeless guy &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(19 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Overall, I&apos;ve been &lt;b&gt;naughty&lt;/b&gt; &lt;font size=&quot;-3&quot; color=&quot;gray&quot;&gt;(-212 points)&lt;/font&gt;.  For Christmas I deserve &lt;b&gt;a spanking&lt;/b&gt;!&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;Sincerely,&lt;br&gt;seriouslyghetto&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;form action=&quot;http://triggur.org/dearsanta/&quot;&gt;Write your letter to Santa!  Enter your LJ username:&lt;input type=&quot;text&quot; name=&quot;uname&quot; size=&quot;20&quot;&gt;&lt;input type=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;Write Santa!&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 21 Nov 2005 23:04:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I&apos;m back</title>
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  <description>So I&apos;m back and I&apos;d love to talk about everything I experienced in the Bahamas, but that would take forever...so here are some brief notes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;They play music on public transportation (taxis, city buses)that was cool&lt;br /&gt;The sun wasn&apos;t that strong (for me), didn&apos;t need sun tan lotion&lt;br /&gt;Went on a &quot;booze cruise&quot;...you figure it out!&lt;br /&gt;Snorkling for the first time...very interesting&lt;br /&gt;Everything is slow motion over there...time, service, activities...&lt;br /&gt;Everyone is friendly and says hi every time they see you&lt;br /&gt;Airport is small, and when you come back, you have to take your shoes off when passing through security&lt;br /&gt;I met some guys, had good times&lt;br /&gt;The food was good, ate to much, although the selection was limited&lt;br /&gt;Went to an &quot;unsprayed&quot; beach and friends got bit by sand flies&lt;br /&gt;The wedding was beautiful&lt;br /&gt;the resort had everythng you needed, but was expensive if you bought things that were not included&lt;br /&gt;Got sick on the water, and the alcohol (just not the same as ours)&lt;br /&gt;Went to a market and did some bargaining, that was tough, I&apos;m not good at those things&lt;br /&gt;Went to a bar / club and got picked up by this dancer guy (no, like literally picked up in the air) and he made me wrap my legs around him...I won&apos;t go into more detail (needless to say, its a black thing and my friend was very proud of me!)&lt;br /&gt;I met an amazing guy 2 nights before I was leaving, hes from Bermuda...of course, why would a meet a nice guy in Montreal??????&lt;br /&gt;It rained twice, on different days, for 5 mins each time...thats it&lt;br /&gt;Music was awesome&lt;br /&gt;Went to Paradise Island&lt;br /&gt;Saw the Atlantis&lt;br /&gt;Learned that the Island on Nassau is 21 miles by 7 miles&lt;br /&gt;Learned that the entire population of the Bahamas is 300 000 and 190 000 of that actually live on Nassau.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All in all, it was amazing, I would recommend it to anyone, I wish I had another week to do things we didn&apos;t get around to. Also wish I got more of a tan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thats it for now....</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2005 20:51:53 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is it</title>
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  <description>This is it people, I am off....for a week, on a plane to an Island of paradise. YES, I am going to the Bahamas, can&apos;t wait. I am flying with my cousin who has never been on a plane before...shes panicking, I think its HILARIOUS! And, lets not kid ourselves, it takes the focus off my anxiety! Plans for the week: Drink, eat, tan, party, sleep....and then start all over again the next day....for 7 whole days (well, 6 cause my friend is getting married on Friday)....ahhhh yes, I am already in vacation mode. Like I literally felt my brain turn off at about 2pm...now 30 mins more to actually leave work and its all uphill from there!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BuBye!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:54:55 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>omg hilarious!</title>
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  <description>Ok, I know its been a long time, but you need to go to Google, type in FAILURE as a search and hit I&apos;m feeling lucky....HILARIOUS!!!!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 04 Nov 2005 22:47:04 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>can it get any worse?</title>
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  <description>&lt;table cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #333333; margin: 10px;&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;border: none; font: bold 16px sans-serif; background: #ffddbb; color: #000000; padding: 5px; margin: 0px; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;This Is My Life, Rated&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 18px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #333333; border-left: none; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Life:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 18px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: 1px solid #333333; border-left: none; border-right: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/yelbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;86&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 4.3&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Mind:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/yelgrebar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;104&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 5.2&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Body:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/oryelbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;72&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 3.6&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Spirit:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/yelbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;92&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 4.6&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Friends/Family:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/orbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;52&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 2.6&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Love:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/redbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;1&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 0&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 85px; padding: 5px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; border-right: 1px solid #333333; background-image: none; background: #ffffcc; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;Finance:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;width: 240px; padding: 5px; padding-left: 0px; font: bold 12px sans-serif; text-align: left; border: none; vertical-align: middle; background-image: none; background: #ffffff; color: #000000;&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/img/yelbar.gif&quot; height=&quot;12&quot; width=&quot;76&quot; style=&quot;border: 1px solid #000000; border-left: none; vertical-align: middle; padding: 0px; margin: 0px;&quot;&gt; 3.8&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; style=&quot;border: none; border-top: 1px solid #333333; font: bold 14px sans-serif; background: #ffeedd; padding: 5px; margin: 0px; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html&quot; style=&quot;color: #0000ff;&quot;&gt;Take the Rate My Life Quiz&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Fuck I&apos;m such a loser! Hey, heres a challege, try to score lower than me!!!!!</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:53:54 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ok ok, last one....again.....so damn true!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Keys to Your Heart&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/heart.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In love, you feel the most alive when your partner is patient and never willing to give up on you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You&apos;d like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you&apos;ll never change.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your risk of cheating is low. Even if you&apos;re tempted, you&apos;d try hard not to do it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You think of marriage as something precious. You&apos;ll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You&apos;ll do anything for love, but you won&apos;t fall for it easily.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/keystoyourheartquiz/&quot;&gt;What Are The Keys To Your Heart?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:49:13 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>omg sooooooooooooo true!!!!!</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#EEE9E9&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#FFFAFA&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/fantasy-lover.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That&apos;s you!&lt;br /&gt;Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.&lt;br /&gt;You have the uncanny ability to detect someone&apos;s particular fantasy... and make it you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable&lt;br /&gt;Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone&apos;s life&lt;br /&gt;By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people&apos;s lives.&lt;br /&gt;Your ex&apos;s (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.&lt;br /&gt;No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatkindofseducerareyouquiz/&quot;&gt;What Kind of Seducer Are You?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 31 Oct 2005 17:39:46 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>ewww</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#999999&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;In a Past Life...&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#CCCCCC&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/past-life.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You Were: A Greasy Spice Trader.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Where You Lived: Mongolia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How You Died: Decapitation.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/pastlifegenerator/&quot;&gt;Who Were You In a Past Life?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Mon, 24 Oct 2005 17:28:00 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>why doesn&apos;t this surprise me?</title>
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  <description>&lt;table width=&quot;350&quot; align=&quot;center&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; cellspacing=&quot;0&quot; cellpadding=&quot;2&quot;&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#F0FFF0&quot; align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;font face=&quot;Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif&quot; style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 14pt;&quot;&gt;&lt;b&gt;You Are 25 Years Old&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td bgcolor=&quot;#F8FFF8&quot;&gt;&lt;center&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://images.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/cake.jpg&quot; height=&quot;100&quot; width=&quot;100&quot;&gt;&lt;/center&gt;&lt;font color=&quot;#000000&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what&apos;s to come... love, work, and new experiences.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You&apos;ve had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;40+: You are a mature adult. You&apos;ve been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;/table&gt;&lt;div align=&quot;center&quot;&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.blogthings.com/whatagequiz/&quot;&gt;What Age Do You Act?&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2005 18:50:34 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>a few things</title>
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  <description>A few things on my mind:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1 - Have to go see a GI (gastro-intestinal) doctor Oct.27, might have pallops...this is stressing me BIG TIME&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2 - Gotta go get blood work done...FUN!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3 - Chez Cora breakfast at lunch....OMG so damn good!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4 - Migraine specialist next Friday&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5 - Why so many doc appts before Bahamas?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6 - Bahamas in T minus 29 days!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7 - OMG, so much to do and get for trip&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8 - Plan bacherlorette party!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9 - Try to not think about shock on doctors face&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10 - My bosses must think I&apos;m a freak!</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 17:23:57 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>all for nigfree</title>
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  <description>Tania needs ideas on project-based or administrative grant applications.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;HUH?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs a list of volunteers from all organizers for events in 2002&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;OK…&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania&apos;s Place is an innovative and creative activity centre for teens and adults&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Cool! I like the sound of that!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs a brain so she goes off to one of those dudes that her dad always bought bodies off of and he offers to procure one for her if she&apos;ll let him &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LMAO! How funny is that! And to close to home I gotta say!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs $100 from PAC to get the project going&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How about adding a couple of zeros to that amount and then we can talk!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs help&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;LOL!! Well that’s not news!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs to practice&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Practice what? How to Paaartttyyy?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tanya needs to get her ass across to the uk and rock the house.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that what I’m talking abt baby!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania needs two parents who will love her unconditionally, set firm limits, and give her the attention she needs. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That’s why I’m so fucked up!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tania and Mike Norman, know the signs of kidney failure&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ok, 2 things: who da hell is Mike Norman and why do I know abt kidney failure? Is this a sign??</description>
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  <pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2005 00:10:09 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>canadian thanksgiving...</title>
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  <description>I dont&apos; celebrate this holiday...we never did. Canadians don&apos;t seem to be very big on this holiday, Christmas and Easter are much bigger. But, I decided to stop for a few minutes and think about the things that I am thankful for:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The job I have&lt;br /&gt;The health I have, even though I suffer with migraines&lt;br /&gt;The famiy I have&lt;br /&gt;The love I have felt&lt;br /&gt;my ex-husband leaving me&lt;br /&gt;the cancer I don&apos;t have&lt;br /&gt;the strength I have&lt;br /&gt;The love I have to give&lt;br /&gt;A home to come to &lt;br /&gt;The car i can afford&lt;br /&gt;my (our) dog&lt;br /&gt;my roommate&lt;br /&gt;the facinating midnight sex talks&lt;br /&gt;ok ok, I can start to list stupid things but I think I&apos;ll stop here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think to myself, even after all this, deep down inside, I am still very unhappy. I need help...I think I am going to start seeing a shrink...everyday, I feel my emotional well being diminish.</description>
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  <pubDate>Wed, 05 Oct 2005 16:02:03 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>this is hilarious</title>
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  <description>This is the funniest (but not) story I have ever heard or read EVER!!!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;read on......&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Her night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, &lt;br /&gt;play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully  in&lt;br /&gt;my mind for the next few hours: &quot;Maybe I should pull the waxing kit &lt;br /&gt;out of the medicine cabinet.&quot; So I headed to the site of my demise: the&lt;br /&gt;bathroom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It was one of those &quot;cold wax&quot; kits. No melting a clump of hot wax, &lt;br /&gt;you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get warm and you peel&lt;br /&gt;them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever else) and you pull&lt;br /&gt;the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard can it be? I mean,I&apos;m &lt;br /&gt;not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined enough to figure this out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; (YA THINK!?!)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I pull one of the thin strips out. It&apos;s two strips facing each &lt;br /&gt;other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius kicks in &lt;br /&gt;so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. (&quot;Cold wax,&quot;&lt;br /&gt;yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin around &lt;br /&gt;it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn&apos;t the best feeling, but it&lt;br /&gt;wasn&apos;t too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I am&lt;br /&gt;She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin&lt;br /&gt;extraordinaire.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I &lt;br /&gt;sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting championship.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet. Using the same&lt;br /&gt;procedure, I apply the wax strip across the right side of my bikini&lt;br /&gt;line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching down to the&lt;br /&gt;inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I inhale deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision&lt;br /&gt;returning, I notice that I&apos;ve only managed to pull off half the strip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly and&lt;br /&gt;spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear&lt;br /&gt;crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has caused&lt;br /&gt;me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to revel in&lt;br /&gt;the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There&apos;s no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see &lt;br /&gt;the hair. The hair that should be on the strip.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I touch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I am touching wax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body,which &lt;br /&gt;is now covered in cold wax and matted hair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still propped &lt;br /&gt;up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my foot down.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;DAMN!!!!!!!! I hear the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Butt?? Sealed shut!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do and&lt;br /&gt;think to myself &quot;Please don&apos;t let me get the urge to poop. My head may&lt;br /&gt;pop off!&quot; What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water melts&lt;br /&gt;wax!!   I&apos;ll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub, get&lt;br /&gt;in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can&lt;br /&gt;gently wipe It off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!*&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I get in the tub - the water is slightly hotter than that used to&lt;br /&gt;torture prisoners of war or sterilize surgical equipment - I sit.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now, the only thing worse than having your nether regions glued&lt;br /&gt;together, is having them glued together and then glued to the bottom &lt;br /&gt;of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way, doesn&apos;t melt cold&lt;br /&gt;wax.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, now I&apos;m stuck to the bottom of the tub as though I had cement-&lt;br /&gt;epoxied myself to the porcelain!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;God bless the man who had convinced me a few months ago to have a &lt;br /&gt;phone put in the bathroom!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has some&lt;br /&gt;secret of how to get me undone. It&apos;s a very good conversation starter &lt;br /&gt;- &quot;So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of the tub!&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There is a slight pause. She doesn&apos;t know any secret tricks for &lt;br /&gt;removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to know &lt;br /&gt;exactly where the wax is located, &quot;Are we talking cheeks or hole or&lt;br /&gt;who- ha?&quot;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She&apos;s laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the &lt;br /&gt;rundown and she suggests I call the number on the side of the box. YEAH!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Right!! I should be the joke of someone else&apos;s night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;While we go through various solutions.  I resort to scraping the wax &lt;br /&gt;off with a razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies&lt;br /&gt;covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water &lt;br /&gt;and then dry-shaving the sticky wax off!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;By now the brain is not working, dignity has taken a major hike and &lt;br /&gt;I&apos;m pretty sure I&apos;m going to need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for &lt;br /&gt;this event.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving&lt;br /&gt;grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do I&lt;br /&gt;really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The scream probably woke the kids and scared the dickens out of my&lt;br /&gt;friend. It&apos;s sooo painful, but I really don&apos;t care. &quot;IT WORKS!! It&lt;br /&gt;works!!&quot; I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs &lt;br /&gt;up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my&lt;br /&gt;grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF&lt;br /&gt;IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I&apos;m numb by now.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Nothing hurts.  I could have amputated my own leg at this point.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next week I&apos;m going to try hair color</description>
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  <pubDate>Fri, 23 Sep 2005 17:14:33 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>LMAO....Shan, this is for you!</title>
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  <pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2005 20:14:05 GMT</pubDate>
  <title>I caved</title>
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  <description>Ok, I did it cause everyone else was, BUT, I kept it short.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;h1&gt;LJ Interests meme results&lt;/h1&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; berry&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;tornado (the drink), candles, sprays....foods.....anything! Just love the scent and taste!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; candles&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Romantic, calming, serene, quiet, relaxing....berry and vanilla!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; dancing&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Love it, don&apos;t do enough of it...used to every weekend...not the best at it but I think I can hold a beat.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; family&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Am very close to my immediate family. They are important to me and its important that others in my life (especially men) get along with them. This includes my cousin Shanna and my sister in law&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; general hospital&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;OMG....JASON.....thats all I have to say!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; italy&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Can&apos;t wait to go....don&apos;t know when or with who, but I have to get there in this lifetime&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; kids&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Want lots of them, adore them, mostly their innocence to everything around them&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; men&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;hmmmmmm&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; movies&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Like seeing them in the theatre or renting, depends what kind of mood I&apos;m in&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt; practical jokes&lt;/b&gt;:&lt;br&gt;Have no issues in participating in them every chance I get!&lt;/li&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your  interest list.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;form method=&quot;post&quot; action=&quot;http://www.memento-mori.ca/cgi-bin/lj-int-quiz.pl&quot; enctype=&quot;application/x-www-form-urlencoded&quot;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;input name=&quot;user&quot; size=&quot;20&quot; maxlength=&quot;40&quot; type=&quot;text&quot;&gt; &lt;input name=&quot;submit&quot; value=&quot;submit&quot; type=&quot;submit&quot;&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;input name=&quot;mode&quot; value=&quot;intlist&quot; type=&quot;hidden&quot;&gt;&lt;/form&gt;</description>
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